in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began
how long until it ends? fuck this war
ellen degeneres beat president obama’s record of most retweets in just 20 minutes. ellen degeneres is the new supreme.
Anonymous asked: Is your name Aladdin? 'cause damn you are out of this world!
Is your name Ariel? Because you stink of fish…. Go get a wash
i have never been more frustrated in my life
fall in love with me or ill call the police
"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"
"He won’t fall in love with me."
"Ok, please remain calm, we’re sending a SWAT team right away."